Shoes are like children. They need looking after and rewarding. They don’t need their nappies changing, nor do they wake you up at 4am. Thinking about it, shoes are nothing like children…they’re better. Anyway, your footwear needs some TLC from time-to-time.
After all, they’re your wing-man first-date talkers, your home-from-a-heavy-night walkers – so get them some polish for heaven’s sake. Or why not give them a new lease of life and treat them to some purple laces? You owe them that much.
