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Man completes pornhub after spending entire pandemic on furlough

Posted on 06 May, 2021

A MAN who spent the entire pandemic on furlough claims he has completed PornHub. 

John O’Gorman spent 12 hours a day ‘rapid masturbating’ in an effort to complete his goal on the pornography website. He claims that by yesterday he had watched 99 per cent of the three million videos currently on the site.

Mr O’Gorman, 35, a sales rep for cosmetics giant L’Oreal, said: ‘We were furloughed almost straight away from the start of the first lockdown. I was looking for something to pass the time. 

‘It’s a bit like Pringles, once you start you can’t stop. After the fourth day I felt a real sense of achievement. I started on BangBros then progressed onto Brazzers…The amateur GILFs were a low point and there was a lot of weeping during those periods but I pushed through.' 

To achieve his goal, Mr O'Gorman had hundreds of tabs open and watched only one minute of each video on 2.0 speed. Mr O'Gorman said he slept only four hours a night on a hammock in front of his desktop.  

Mr O'Gorman added: 'Some days I was so drained I had to take handfuls of Viagra that I had leftover from a trip to Pattaya. There will be always haters out there who said it couldn't be done but they don't know what I've been through. What I've seen.'

Rebecca Williams, a consultant psychiatrist at The Priory, who specialises in sex addiction said: ‘Mr O’Gorman's ultrawankathon is nothing to be proud of. Many men have died from "rapid masturbating" as a result of extreme dehydration and fatigue.'

Asked if he had thought about PornHub Gay Mr O'Gorman said: 'That's a whole new ball game. It’s a different mindset but never say never. Right now it's about recovering.’

A spokesman for MindGeek, PornHub's parent company, said user safety is the company's top priority. In an email to The Daily Bellow, the spokesman said extreme preparation should be carried out before undertaking such a challenge. 

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