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Boyfriend loses first round of debates over whether or not pornhub is cheating

Posted on 11 May, 2021

A MAN has lost the first round of debates with his girlfriend on whether or not watching PornHub is cheating.

John Thomas, 28, and his partner Gemma Richards, 26, debated the question for two hours last night. 

Mr Thomas conceded defeat after hesitating a little too long when asked: 'Do you think of your favourite pornstar when we're in bed?'

The engineer from Blackburn, Lancashire, admitted to dropping the ball toward the end of the argument because 'he was thinking about ordering a Nando's Grilled Chicken Wrap'. 

Speaking to The Daily Bellow, Mr Thomas said: 'It wasn't the result I wanted. I made some good points, like "I enjoyed PornHub before I met you Gemma, you have to accept me for who I am". But she started mentioning words like "insecure" and "unrealistic" and I was lost.'

Mrs Richards said: 'I'd eaten beforehand. Preparation is key when you want to totally dismantle your loved one. I was on the back foot when I admitted to once watching PornHub with an ex, though managed to recover toward the end. There's all to play for in the next heat but I think he'll struggle with "as a woman Riley Reid makes me feel threatened".' 

The second round of PornHub In A Relationship: Is It Cheating? will be available to watch on BBC iPlayer next Thursday at 9pm. 

 

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